sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

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brainbubblegum:

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

Hey, man. Don’t diss. Anushole makes the most unbelievable chocolate soft serve in town.

reblogged 20 hours ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 9,886 notes via/source
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thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

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icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

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darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

reblogged 2 days ago @ 20 Jul 2014 with 167,534 notes via/source
phan-you-not:

east-wind-is-go:

I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THAT FACEMORPH THING
AND
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

is that dan howell

phan-you-not:

east-wind-is-go:

I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THAT FACEMORPH THING

AND

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

is that dan howell

reblogged 2 days ago @ 20 Jul 2014 with 14,183 notes via/source

zeny94:

 

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

reblogged 2 days ago @ 20 Jul 2014 with 390,850 notes via/source

letglitchdraw:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

Yessssss

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xavengers xmarvel

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

image

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

reblogged 3 days ago @ 19 Jul 2014 with 437,531 notes via/source
xbeaut
son-of-an-assbutt:

beaconchills:

Burn.

the other 10 percent is pie

son-of-an-assbutt:

beaconchills:

Burn.

the other 10 percent is pie

reblogged 3 days ago @ 19 Jul 2014 with 9,783 notes via/source
xspn

thegestianpoet:

choose your favorite poorly groomed dog-loving mystery solver 

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xdamn >>